Corey Coleman broke his hand in practice.

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  • #6001
    DawgPoundDude
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    I’m beginning to wonder if we built our stadium on an Indian burial ground or something. There is just no other team on the planet as unlucky as ours…

    #6002
    soup
    Participant

    Wow. Finally the guy plays like he should. Typical Browns luck

    Freedom!!!

    #6003
    soup
    Participant

    As much as this sucks, this will develop other rookies faster

    Freedom!!!

    #6005
    Shooter
    Moderator

    At this point I’m just going to take the stance that it’s time to trade Joe Thomas.

    Please, end this mans suffering. We have no choice, we have to stay on this ship, but for the love of God, let that man go play for a winner.

    I have no words for this other than sadistic, maniacal laughter.

    #6009
    Ice
    Keymaster

    Breaking: The Browns had agreed to trade Joe Thomas for 4 first round picks, however the trade was nullified when an anvil fell from the sky and landed on Thomas’ foot. Because Cleveland Browns.

    #6010
    Ice
    Keymaster

    Coleman is expected to return in 4-6 weeks.

    So we’ll have him available for the playoffs.

    #6013
    MDP Sack Attack
    Participant

    Should we be worried if anybody else played well last week? Should we give Crow and Joe Haden full medieval knight armor to play in vs the Dolphins?

    #6014
    soup
    Participant

    Overall we knew this year would suck. Again, we need to look at the bright side of this. the other WR draft picks on the team will get ramped up playing time which (in theory) will speed up their development. Coleman should still get 8 more games. If he comes back like his last game we’ll be moe than fine and have a winner in round 1. By then the other guys should be developing faster which, overall, will give us a much deeper WR corps. Now fast forward to having the #1 overall pick in 2017 and we can get our QB. With all the picks we have we should be able to lock down a center as well. While overall his injuty sucks donkey nuts – it could actually be ebeneficial to the team in the future.

    Freedom!!!

    #6016
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Coleman is expected to return in 4-6 weeks.

    So we’ll have him available for the playoffs.

    #6017
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Again, we need to look at the bright side of this. the other WR draft picks on the team will get ramped up playing time which (in theory) will speed up their development.

    You realize that a rookie, noodle-armed QB will be the one charged with actually getting them the football right?

    I don’t see what will be there to develop, except for maybe an inferiority complex and most likely some anger issues.

    #6018
    DawgPoundDude
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    Shooter, you really ARE a funny guy! ?

    I’m with Soup here though. Even though it’s likely that we’ll likely be on QB #27 by the end of the game, we drafted these fucking receivers to go catch balls.

    Hopefully they do that instead of sucking them.

    #6019
    Shooter
    Moderator

    Shooter, you really ARE a funny guy!

    Even though it’s likely that we’ll likely be on QB #27 by the end of the game, we drafted these fucking receivers to go catch balls.

    I don’t doubt their ability to catch balls. I doubt and seriously question the likelihood of any balls actually making it to them.

    I’m guessing that Kesslers stat line is probably going to look something like 5/14 for 73 yards, 0 TD’s and 2 INT’s. 3 of the completions going to backs on checkdowns, and 2 to Barnidge.

    That’s gonna leave those receivers just twisting in the wind all afternoon. Sadistically making them run around all day for absolutely no reason other than to waste time and ponder the meaning of life.

    I could be wrong though.

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